lavi & akira

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w1, monday

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[Surprise, they are in the costume shop because it's the most stupid and hilarious option for the two of us.

For now, Akira hasn't put on anything. He's just browsing through the racks. He glances up when Lavi appears, though.]

Hey.

WHY

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[STOP godmodes sexy hisoka cosplay in every rack akira looks at]

Hey, Aki. [nicknames him] ...Is it just more skimpy clothing...?

[HE WAS HOPING TO FIND SOMETHING NORMAL in clown town]

why not

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[NO, DON'T DO SUCH A MEAN THING TO ME.]

Uh... It's something.

[He looks back at the racks.]

...Yeah, they're all sexy. But not just school uniforms.

[Holds up a sexy Goofy outfit (no). He will hold up a sexy clown one.]

you curse me with the feet...

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[the sexy clown one is funny only bc he knows allen would hate it, the sexy goofy outfit he can see on a rack beyond is not]

...Maybe we can make two whole outfits if we stick enough of these together.

hehe

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[There are so little of each outfit... What is any of this hiding?]

Do you know how to sew...?

[Because he sure does not know how to do any of that, sorry.]

Maybe you can layer them. Here?

[Trying to hand him the sexy clown one...]

w2, monday

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[This is the most hilarious one I've given someone, I think.

Anyway, Lavi can catch Akira in the aquarium!

He is currently inside one of the tanks fighting a swarm of piranhas.]

anna im gonna lose my mind

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[Lavi just stands there like damn that fish looks a lot like akira...]

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[IT IS AKIRA???????????????????????

Lavi just fcking RUNS TO THE GLASS AND STARTS HAMMERING ON IT]

-- Akira, you dumbass?! What the hell are you doing?!?

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[He's doing a halfway decent job for someone fighting a swarm of piranhas?! He socks two of them with his fist, and even though the resistance of the water, they

turn belly-up and start floating toward the surface.

Not to say he isn't getting a round himself. The water is getting a little rusty from the bites... Oh. Distantly, he can hear the banging. When he looks, he pauses long enough for the fish to rush him. They're eating him!]

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[ANNA I HATE IT HERE WE'RE REALLY GONNA DO THIS?

WELL

IT'S A GOOD THING LAVI'S GOT HIS HAMMER WITH HIM? In that he pulls it out and spins it around for the boost in power, and then slams it against the glass repeatedly until the whole FCKING TANK BREAKS AND THE WATER JUST GOES EVERYWHERE AND SO DO THE PIRANHAS, AND HOPEFULLY AKIRA?]

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[HELLLPP i love this

When the glass breaks and the water begins rushing out, the force surprises both Akira and the piranha. He blubs a huge bubble of gasped air, and then he's sucked out not unlike he's in a toilet.

But when he comes out, it's directly on top of Lavi with the piranha close behind.]

w2, friday

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[THEY'VE BEEN RELEASED!!!

Anyhow, Akira is looking for Lavi, please don't be kissing or banging. Where is he at after his grand Thursday adventure, Yaywon........]

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[this is how anna tells me we're gonna be second bang of the game,

He's at the aquarium again because I think it'd be very funny if they met there again. He's just sitting on the floor, looking tired. Sometimes, we're ill and injured, but it's fine.

He perks up when he sees Akira though,]

Hey.

[then he squints at him like he's trying to see if he's horny akira]

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[WHAT? also DON'T assign him HORNY AKIRA that's normal akira

He approaches Lavi slowly. Surprise! It isn't horny Akira! It's embarrassed and ashamed Akira. He stops a few feet away like he thinks Lavi doesn't want to be near him.]

Hey. [...] You okay?

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[NORMAL AKIRA IS ALSO HORNY? i see

Lavi holds up his hand and makes a 'come over here' gesture. GET OVER HERE, AKIRA]

...I think I'm gonna pass out.

[THAT'S NOT GOOD? but he's smiling so maybe it's a joke]

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[?!

He moves from where he is to Lavi so fast, he's almost a blur. HELLO?] Put your head between your legs. [He squats down beside him.

ARE YOU GOOD, BRO?]

w2, sat

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[yaywon i'm gonna fucking KILL you

Anyhow, he shows up to jail to visit Lavi. This is his first murderer visit, can you believe it. I'm so angry.]

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[STOP WHAT DID I DO

also this is so funny help me,]

...Aki. [WHY ARE ALL THESE SOFT AND NICE PEOPLE VISITING HIM HE'S GONNA] Hey. Ryo came by earlier.

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[soots you after pretzeling you]

Hey...

[It looks like he's on the verge of crying, but like before, nothing ever comes.]

...What'd he want?

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He wanted to know what happened.

[which lavi expected, and appreciated.]

I told him, but I don't know if he believed me or not. Which I get. We pretty much broke the pattern after the last two weeks.

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[This doesn't seem to surprise him. He comes to sit near Lavi.]

I believe you. [Lavi hasn't even told him the rest!] It could have been anyone.

[He frowns and looks away.]

I didn't know what to do... I tried not to say anything.

w7, monday

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[makes akira small for this pc

Lavi will immediately swing by and put his good arm around Akira's shoulders. his other arm is in a sling teehee]

You're small again!

[HI AKIRA]

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[WH

He is LOOKING at the sling HELLO. He even does a double-take at it before glancing up.]

Yeah-- What happened to you?

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[hi buddy ole pal. attempts a hair ruffle]

Went on one of those adventures! You know, the Thursday ones. But I'm a lot better now, so don't worry too much.

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[His shoulders hunch slightly.]

Not you guys too...

[He pauses, then turns toward Lavi more. He's careful of the sling, but he throws his arms around Lavi's shoulders to hug him. THEY WERE LITERALLY JUST SOMEWHERE ELSE BUT SHUT UP.]