[Lavi has a split second to regret more of his life choices before he commits to the bit. He just plants his feet and reaches out to catch Akira, even if like -- the combined weight of water + akira + fish drives him to his knees. A piranha nabs him on the arm and he immediately feels like throwing the whole fish and boy away,
instead he holds Akira up so that he's above the water that's now receding around their legs,]
[Lavi has done the Lord's work. Lavi has done something so kind, saving him from the tank full of piranhas. And how does Akira repay him?
By letting out a snarl which flings the piranha he somehow has in his mouth away, and then immediately trying to fight. It's both an attempt to wallop Lavi, but also an attempt to twist himself free.
[HELP ME this is so funny rng blessed me with a 1 so the hit connects, right on the bruise Junhyeong left on his chin actually, which sends Lavi falling back, landing on his ASS but more importantly letting Akira go,
He can't even say anything he's blinded with PAIN!! A piranha gently chews on his fingers,]
He also lands back into the dwindling shallow water while the piranhas flop around them, suffocating, and maybe he feels kind of smug about it. He doesn't waste any time lumbering back to his feet.
He swiftly kicks the fish chewing on Lavi's fingers, sending it flying.]
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instead he holds Akira up so that he's above the water that's now receding around their legs,]
Why.
[WHY?????? WHY AKIRA????]
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By letting out a snarl which flings the piranha he somehow has in his mouth away, and then immediately trying to fight. It's both an attempt to wallop Lavi, but also an attempt to twist himself free.
WHY INDEED.]
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He can't even say anything he's blinded with PAIN!! A piranha gently chews on his fingers,]
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He also lands back into the dwindling shallow water while the piranhas flop around them, suffocating, and maybe he feels kind of smug about it. He doesn't waste any time lumbering back to his feet.
He swiftly kicks the fish chewing on Lavi's fingers, sending it flying.]
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also DOES THIS COUNT AS A RESCUE??? Lavi shakes his bloody hand as he waits for the ringing to stop, and you know what.
He's just gonna sit here until Akira's finished beating up up dying piranha fish,]
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It's one good stomp, but a few of them he stomps more than once gleefully.]
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Having fun?
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He is having a great time!! Hahahaha!! But then he runs out of piranhas, so he is just left reveling in his pride.]
I've defeated them.
[Did he.]
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Lavi gingerly gets to his feet, and almost slips on a dead flounder.]
Why were you even fighting them in the first place?
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The orange one challenged me to do it. So I did.
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Malibu... [MALIBU BARBIE.......] Do you guys always do stuff like this? Challenge each other?
[unfortunately lavi is not stupid so he can sense that many things about Akira are off?]
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I guess. The three of us try to see if I can always come out on too.
[yaywon dont read into this]
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Three of us??
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The orange one doesn’t ever go anywhere without the blue one usually. So I let them both live since they’re entertaining.
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He's brushing some stray seaweed from his clothes.]
Right -- they're demons. That must be really weird for you.
[AKIRA WHO FIGHTS DEMONS WHO ALSO HANGS OUT WITH THEM]
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Well, it is a little weird. But he makes a bit of a face.]
I'm not afraid. [LAVI DIDN'T SAY THIS. It's fine.] Everyone fears Amon.
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Lavi picks up his hammer that I forgot about, resting the head on the floor]
That the name of the demon you took over?
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That... is my name. And this is my body.
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It's your body, but your heart's human, ain't it? Doesn't that part make you Akira?
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What heart?
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you know what, if this is what Lavi's thinking, then things suddenly make so much more sense?]
Does Ryo know you're like this right now?
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He filmed me and then left when I said I was going to make Harrowhark my mate.
If he wants to be defiled so badly by me, he should change.
1/2
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[OH NOOOOO LAVI FEELS SO BAD FOR FUTURE AKIRA]
Whaddya mean by 'defiled'.....?
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UNFORTUNATELY, this Akira definitely smirks about the question.]
Fight and have sex. Sometimes, the strongest one then kills the weakest one after.
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