I thought something had attacked you. [Zero shame seeming like a fighty idiot. Did he think before he ran in? Absolutely not. Does he LOOK like a thinker?] What's the shower at, uh, the House like?
Back home, we'd wash ourselves under this, [points to the shower] then we'd soak in this.
[They use a little blue hedgehog is what he thinks (no). He moves into the stall to stretch around the spray and turn off the shower. No waste. But then he moves for the tub to show her how it turns on kinda like the shower.
[He leans in to plug the tub and let it fill up with warm water.]
I’ll show you. What’s a sonic cleaner? It sounds like a toothbrush.
[On the way to the shower again, he starts
stripping?
VERY WORRYING except he actually doesn’t come out of his boxers. He leaves his clothes along the way. He hops in the shower but holds it open so she can watch.
ok but listen, she doesn't give two shits. she's not interested in what he's got anyway, and she'd been prepared to go enlist in the cohort, so she treats bodies of people who aren't extremely hot women or harrowhark with a pretty clinical eye.
she wanders over to peer at the shower.]
Sonic cleaner's a thing you stand in and it cleans you on like, a molecular level. Bracing as fuck.
He would still be like :O for a minute in horny teenage boy fashion if she were naked, but Gideon is too much same hat and not his type, so she likewise has nothing to fear from his idiot ass.
When she comes over, he is standing under the shower head. Just above the waistband of his boxers is a horrifically dark scar circling the circumference of his hips all the way around.
He reaches out and turns on the water, yelping when the initial shot is COLD AS FCK.]
HE LOOKS LIGHTLY OFFENDED. While she is bent over, he reaches up to turn the shower head out as far as it will go in her direction and then slaps the handle on.]
okay well she doesn't shriek, but she does holler, and instinctively grabs him to hoist him over her shoulder. they are roughhousing now I GUESS. it's funny how easy this comes to her, just fucking around like this.]
they're fucking around like half wrestling as the tub just spills water everywhere. gideon kind of just drops him? it's not on purpose, she just doesn't know how else to put him down. and then she scrambles over to the tub to try and turn it off, completely soaking herself in the process.]
[He's tossed off, but kind of lands on the floor like a cat, low. Watching her scramble to deal with the overflowing tub as the tables turn means it's HIS turn to start dying with laughter.
Once he gets up, rather than walk over, he gets a short running start and canonballs into the tub.
Well, sort of. He isn't going that fast or high. HE SHOULDN'T BE IN HERE IN HIS UNDERWEAR.]
[why did i just imagine him like vash crawling on all fours. like this
he canonballs into the tub and just absolutely soaks gideon from head to toe, and she makes a strangled sound before reaching to dunk him right back into the water the second he comes up.]
He really thinks he’s gonna come up and laugh excitedly, but all he gets is a tub full of exhaled bubbles as he gurgles under the surface. NO!!! He claws and splashes.]
He has always been the big brother, why is he now the little brother????? Anyhow, he grabs her by the arm and tries to use her balance against her to tip her over into the tub.]
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... The one at Canaan House didn't explode with water. [HUFF] You looked like you were about to beat the shit out of the shower, though.
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I thought something had attacked you. [Zero shame seeming like a fighty idiot. Did he think before he ran in? Absolutely not. Does he LOOK like a thinker?] What's the shower at, uh, the House like?
Back home, we'd wash ourselves under this, [points to the shower] then we'd soak in this.
[He points at the single tub.]
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[so like, not a shower.] I used something like that and it was truly excellent, but... usually we just use the sonic.
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Sonic?
[They use a little blue hedgehog is what he thinks (no). He moves into the stall to stretch around the spray and turn off the shower. No waste. But then he moves for the tub to show her how it turns on kinda like the shower.
Except the liquid is contained thank god.]
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[he shows her the tub, and she nods a little, moving closer.] Right - that's how it worked in Canaan House, and it stops up, yeah? You sit in it.
That one [gestures at the shower] came at mach fuck.
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[He leans in to plug the tub and let it fill up with warm water.]
I’ll show you. What’s a sonic cleaner? It sounds like a toothbrush.
[On the way to the shower again, he starts
stripping?
VERY WORRYING except he actually doesn’t come out of his boxers. He leaves his clothes along the way. He hops in the shower but holds it open so she can watch.
THIS IS SUCH M|M W|W SOLIDARITY HERE.]
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ok but listen, she doesn't give two shits. she's not interested in what he's got anyway, and she'd been prepared to go enlist in the cohort, so she treats bodies of people who aren't extremely hot women or harrowhark with a pretty clinical eye.
she wanders over to peer at the shower.]
Sonic cleaner's a thing you stand in and it cleans you on like, a molecular level. Bracing as fuck.
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He would still be like :O for a minute in horny teenage boy fashion if she were naked, but Gideon is too much same hat and not his type, so she likewise has nothing to fear from his idiot ass.
When she comes over, he is standing under the shower head. Just above the waistband of his boxers is a horrifically dark scar circling the circumference of his hips all the way around.
He reaches out and turns on the water, yelping when the initial shot is COLD AS FCK.]
Seriously? So… a Star Trek toothbrush.
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she is kind of intrigued by that scar, though. scars tell stories. this is interrupted by her yelping when he does and nearly slipping and eating it.]
-- Why do you scream. Don't do that. What's a Star Trek.
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It’s cold when it first comes out. Then it warms up. Star Trek is an American space show.
[He does an idiot dance in place, pretending to WASH in his BOXERS.]
Like this. Then you’re finished. The tub is the best part.
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[she says, about the tub - and then he does the idiot dance and she snorts and then laughs.]
Your limbs don't look like they're attached to you when you do that, quit it.
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[He faces her and does this at her with his arms.]
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she laughs, and then reaches over to the handle and turns it to cold again? rude.]
Yop.
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NO.]
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that's it that's the tag sorry she just cracks up, bent over and losing her shit.]
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HE LOOKS LIGHTLY OFFENDED. While she is bent over, he reaches up to turn the shower head out as far as it will go in her direction and then slaps the handle on.]
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okay well she doesn't shriek, but she does holler, and instinctively grabs him to hoist him over her shoulder. they are roughhousing now I GUESS. it's funny how easy this comes to her, just fucking around like this.]
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WTF HE CAN’T TURN INTO DEVILMAN!! He grapples her neck and head. She’s like a whole size up from him?!?!
Then he freezes.]
Oh shit, the tub!!
[IT’S OVERFLOWING.]
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[THE TUB
they're fucking around like half wrestling as the tub just spills water everywhere. gideon kind of just drops him? it's not on purpose, she just doesn't know how else to put him down. and then she scrambles over to the tub to try and turn it off, completely soaking herself in the process.]
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Once he gets up, rather than walk over, he gets a short running start and canonballs into the tub.
Well, sort of. He isn't going that fast or high. HE SHOULDN'T BE IN HERE IN HIS UNDERWEAR.]
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he canonballs into the tub and just absolutely soaks gideon from head to toe, and she makes a strangled sound before reaching to dunk him right back into the water the second he comes up.]
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He really thinks he’s gonna come up and laugh excitedly, but all he gets is a tub full of exhaled bubbles as he gurgles under the surface. NO!!! He claws and splashes.]
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it's fine she pulls him back up after a second, grinning. she's not actually going to kill him, wow.]
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He has always been the big brother, why is he now the little brother????? Anyhow, he grabs her by the arm and tries to use her balance against her to tip her over into the tub.]
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also, he grabs her and she's not expecting it, which is why she sloshes into the tub with a yelp, and then just. stays there. a beat.]
What did this even accomplish? [pls]
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