[why did i just imagine him like vash crawling on all fours. like this
he canonballs into the tub and just absolutely soaks gideon from head to toe, and she makes a strangled sound before reaching to dunk him right back into the water the second he comes up.]
He really thinks he’s gonna come up and laugh excitedly, but all he gets is a tub full of exhaled bubbles as he gurgles under the surface. NO!!! He claws and splashes.]
He has always been the big brother, why is he now the little brother????? Anyhow, he grabs her by the arm and tries to use her balance against her to tip her over into the tub.]
[He's all hehehe right until she actually falls in because she is a BIG GIRL and the tub is so small in comparison to both his dorito ass and her in it. So he has to bunch himself up on one end and try not to get washed out once she crashes.
THEY ARE MAKING A MESS IT'S TEARING MY NERVES UP ACTUALLY
After she's in, though, he stretches his legs out over her legs.]
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he canonballs into the tub and just absolutely soaks gideon from head to toe, and she makes a strangled sound before reaching to dunk him right back into the water the second he comes up.]
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He really thinks he’s gonna come up and laugh excitedly, but all he gets is a tub full of exhaled bubbles as he gurgles under the surface. NO!!! He claws and splashes.]
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it's fine she pulls him back up after a second, grinning. she's not actually going to kill him, wow.]
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He has always been the big brother, why is he now the little brother????? Anyhow, he grabs her by the arm and tries to use her balance against her to tip her over into the tub.]
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also, he grabs her and she's not expecting it, which is why she sloshes into the tub with a yelp, and then just. stays there. a beat.]
What did this even accomplish? [pls]
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THEY ARE MAKING A MESS IT'S TEARING MY NERVES UP ACTUALLY
After she's in, though, he stretches his legs out over her legs.]
Relaxation time.
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but he stretches his legs over her legs and it's like having a cat trap you in, so. she doesn't get up, just sprawls. sure! why not.]
... Yeah, alright. [splashes him. her makeup is a mess.]