HE LOOKS LIGHTLY OFFENDED. While she is bent over, he reaches up to turn the shower head out as far as it will go in her direction and then slaps the handle on.]
okay well she doesn't shriek, but she does holler, and instinctively grabs him to hoist him over her shoulder. they are roughhousing now I GUESS. it's funny how easy this comes to her, just fucking around like this.]
they're fucking around like half wrestling as the tub just spills water everywhere. gideon kind of just drops him? it's not on purpose, she just doesn't know how else to put him down. and then she scrambles over to the tub to try and turn it off, completely soaking herself in the process.]
[He's tossed off, but kind of lands on the floor like a cat, low. Watching her scramble to deal with the overflowing tub as the tables turn means it's HIS turn to start dying with laughter.
Once he gets up, rather than walk over, he gets a short running start and canonballs into the tub.
Well, sort of. He isn't going that fast or high. HE SHOULDN'T BE IN HERE IN HIS UNDERWEAR.]
[why did i just imagine him like vash crawling on all fours. like this
he canonballs into the tub and just absolutely soaks gideon from head to toe, and she makes a strangled sound before reaching to dunk him right back into the water the second he comes up.]
He really thinks he’s gonna come up and laugh excitedly, but all he gets is a tub full of exhaled bubbles as he gurgles under the surface. NO!!! He claws and splashes.]
He has always been the big brother, why is he now the little brother????? Anyhow, he grabs her by the arm and tries to use her balance against her to tip her over into the tub.]
[He's all hehehe right until she actually falls in because she is a BIG GIRL and the tub is so small in comparison to both his dorito ass and her in it. So he has to bunch himself up on one end and try not to get washed out once she crashes.
THEY ARE MAKING A MESS IT'S TEARING MY NERVES UP ACTUALLY
After she's in, though, he stretches his legs out over her legs.]
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HE LOOKS LIGHTLY OFFENDED. While she is bent over, he reaches up to turn the shower head out as far as it will go in her direction and then slaps the handle on.]
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okay well she doesn't shriek, but she does holler, and instinctively grabs him to hoist him over her shoulder. they are roughhousing now I GUESS. it's funny how easy this comes to her, just fucking around like this.]
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WTF HE CAN’T TURN INTO DEVILMAN!! He grapples her neck and head. She’s like a whole size up from him?!?!
Then he freezes.]
Oh shit, the tub!!
[IT’S OVERFLOWING.]
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[THE TUB
they're fucking around like half wrestling as the tub just spills water everywhere. gideon kind of just drops him? it's not on purpose, she just doesn't know how else to put him down. and then she scrambles over to the tub to try and turn it off, completely soaking herself in the process.]
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Once he gets up, rather than walk over, he gets a short running start and canonballs into the tub.
Well, sort of. He isn't going that fast or high. HE SHOULDN'T BE IN HERE IN HIS UNDERWEAR.]
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he canonballs into the tub and just absolutely soaks gideon from head to toe, and she makes a strangled sound before reaching to dunk him right back into the water the second he comes up.]
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He really thinks he’s gonna come up and laugh excitedly, but all he gets is a tub full of exhaled bubbles as he gurgles under the surface. NO!!! He claws and splashes.]
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it's fine she pulls him back up after a second, grinning. she's not actually going to kill him, wow.]
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He has always been the big brother, why is he now the little brother????? Anyhow, he grabs her by the arm and tries to use her balance against her to tip her over into the tub.]
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also, he grabs her and she's not expecting it, which is why she sloshes into the tub with a yelp, and then just. stays there. a beat.]
What did this even accomplish? [pls]
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THEY ARE MAKING A MESS IT'S TEARING MY NERVES UP ACTUALLY
After she's in, though, he stretches his legs out over her legs.]
Relaxation time.
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but he stretches his legs over her legs and it's like having a cat trap you in, so. she doesn't get up, just sprawls. sure! why not.]
... Yeah, alright. [splashes him. her makeup is a mess.]