tearduct | date & akira

But that's never stopped me before.

[ WAIT YOU COMMENTED TWICE ]

... [ he almost said "i feel so bad for your roommate" but his roomate JUST died. wow. awkward. ]

I have no control over what you do to your guts, but they do have dairy-free I think.

[listen

DON'T BRING UP HIS ROOMIE. I can't say he'd cry this week, but he still has empathy even if he's confident in his tears. So maybe.]

Really? Which ones?

[ hang on he will get up and Show Him ]

Sorbets and stuff? They don't usually have milk in.

Oh, like sherbert and stuff. It'd keep me from dying.

[Malibu keeps giving him milk-made drinks, and I continue to make him drink it despite assigning him lactose intolerance because he's Japanese. He will behave and make himself some of the sorbet, though.]

I'm surprised they don't all have alcohol in them.

Yeah, we have enough issues with death as it is right now, don't give yourself such a stomach issue you collapse on us too.

[ help me playing a japanese man and just assigning him milk drinker. ]

...

Oh shit, we should mix alcohol in these.

I'd live... probably. If not, it's one less person who will die, or something.

[Imagine having confidence in your fucking lactose intolerance.]

We could, sure. Malibu does it all the time. You'd just have to deal with whatever happens.

I think the only thing that might die if you ate a ton of ice cream is your dignity and the u-bend of the toilet.

[ i am sorry. ]

Malibu and Blue have some kind of talent at drink making, that's for sure. Although-- uh, shit you're right we only have the cursed liquor or beet, and I don't think beer goes amazing with a lemon sorbet.

Edited 2023-03-13 22:03 (UTC)

We all have to share a bathroom.

[Everyone would get taken out with him. I’m not sorry.]

Guess we’re gonna have to suck it up and try the liquor. You scared? I can handle it.

Shit, we do. Okay, no dairy for you.

[ and the toilet is saved. ]

Scared? Of silly drinks? Never.

[Damb, he should not have said anything. Not that he wouldn't, but because I think that would have been funny.]

Oh yeah? Let's go then.

[Challenging.]

[ anna doing a "on wednesday the toilet reeks" location update anyway ]

You're on.

[ brb he's going to go and grab questionable drinks ]

[STOP DON'T ASSIGN ME THAT. look if the toilets break weds do not accuse me it's a coincidence

This can surely not go wrong at all. He grins as Date nyooms to get the questionable drinks. DATE IS CONDONING UNDERAGE DRINKING. It's fine, they're in hell.

He is probably making them more ice cream by the time Date gets back.]

[ i will accuse you. i know the truth.

and yeah it's fine it's not like he's in the police force or anything.

anyway he'll come back with a selection of wild and wonderful cocktails that you're gonna have to rng. ]

Bring it on, we're gonna make the best boozy ice cream drink.

[He starts putting the ice cream out for Date to get a hold of.]

You ever think about this being a bad idea? [He puts another ice cream down.] Yeah, me either.

[ he answers at almost the same time that akira finishes his first sentence: ]

Nope.

Now pick your alcohol.

[Hmmmm. He looks at the acquired alcohol.]

Not the one that was making me bark.

[WHICH ONE IS THAT. They don’t know. Fck.]

[ fck ]

… You fate is in the hands of destiny now.

[ roll between 1 and 16, anna ]

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I'll fist-fight destiny.

[jesus fck HILARIOUS

If it wasn't confidence week, he'd maybe be starting to sweat. BUT RIGHT NOW HE JUST SEEMS REALLY READY FOR WHATEVER HE GETS.]

Bring it on.

Yeah? That's the way to do it.

[ PUNCH DESTINY IN THE FACE.

oh rip to you anna. i say like i didn't get 11. ]

Alright, in 3, 2, 1--

[I'm never going to be able to do terminally online speak.

Anyhow, he's already going by the time Date says one since he is an impatient teenage boy. Goodbye to reservations or Thinking.]

[ oh there he fucking goes.

date just stares for a moment, before downing his own ice cream shot and waiting.

nothing happens for the moment. ]

[Nothing happens also for him at the moment.

They just sit there looking suspiciously at each other, and then Akira opens his mouth:]

Go on and give us nothing, king.

[ ............ ]

What the fuck?

[ anyway his arm is growing. ]

[HIS ARM? HELLO? He's distracted by the growing arm.]

Oh my God, your arm. I'm deceased.

[If he could make the skull emoji with, like, his face or his mouth, he would be doing that right now.]

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