I think the only thing that might die if you ate a ton of ice cream is your dignity and the u-bend of the toilet.
[ i am sorry. ]
Malibu and Blue have some kind of talent at drink making, that's for sure. Although-- uh, shit you're right we only have the cursed liquor or beet, and I don't think beer goes amazing with a lemon sorbet.
[STOP DON'T ASSIGN ME THAT. look if the toilets break weds do not accuse me it's a coincidence
This can surely not go wrong at all. He grins as Date nyooms to get the questionable drinks. DATE IS CONDONING UNDERAGE DRINKING. It's fine, they're in hell.
He is probably making them more ice cream by the time Date gets back.]
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[Imagine having confidence in your fucking lactose intolerance.]
We could, sure. Malibu does it all the time. You'd just have to deal with whatever happens.
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[ i am sorry. ]
Malibu and Blue have some kind of talent at drink making, that's for sure. Although-- uh, shit you're right we only have the cursed liquor or beet, and I don't think beer goes amazing with a lemon sorbet.
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[Everyone would get taken out with him. I’m not sorry.]
Guess we’re gonna have to suck it up and try the liquor. You scared? I can handle it.
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[ and the toilet is saved. ]
Scared? Of silly drinks? Never.
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Oh yeah? Let's go then.
[Challenging.]
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You're on.
[ brb he's going to go and grab questionable drinks ]
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This can surely not go wrong at all. He grins as Date nyooms to get the questionable drinks. DATE IS CONDONING UNDERAGE DRINKING. It's fine, they're in hell.
He is probably making them more ice cream by the time Date gets back.]
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and yeah it's fine it's not like he's in the police force or anything.
anyway he'll come back with a selection of wild and wonderful cocktails that you're gonna have to rng. ]
Bring it on, we're gonna make the best boozy ice cream drink.
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You ever think about this being a bad idea? [He puts another ice cream down.] Yeah, me either.
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Nope.
Now pick your alcohol.
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Not the one that was making me bark.
[WHICH ONE IS THAT. They don’t know. Fck.]
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… You fate is in the hands of destiny now.
[ roll between 1 and 16, anna ]
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[jesus fck HILARIOUS
If it wasn't confidence week, he'd maybe be starting to sweat. BUT RIGHT NOW HE JUST SEEMS REALLY READY FOR WHATEVER HE GETS.]
Bring it on.
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[ PUNCH DESTINY IN THE FACE.
oh rip to you anna. i say like i didn't get 11. ]
Alright, in 3, 2, 1--
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Anyhow, he's already going by the time Date says one since he is an impatient teenage boy. Goodbye to reservations or Thinking.]
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date just stares for a moment, before downing his own ice cream shot and waiting.
nothing happens for the moment. ]
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They just sit there looking suspiciously at each other, and then Akira opens his mouth:]
Go on and give us nothing, king.
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What the fuck?
[ anyway his arm is growing. ]
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Oh my God, your arm. I'm deceased.
[If he could make the skull emoji with, like, his face or his mouth, he would be doing that right now.]
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[ THIS IS MORE CONCERNING THAT HIS EVER GROWING ARM. ]
...
Wait, shit. The new drink.