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[personal profile] cavaliered 2023-03-06 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
[this cat is so cute...]

What? Really? [.........] Oh, fuck, did we eat someone's cookies?

[why is this what you're concerned about]
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[personal profile] cavaliered 2023-03-06 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
[NOOO THIS CAT AAAAA. A BABY.]

I don't either, but I'll be honest, I don't think they care. We can try something.

[...] Where'd you get the cat from?
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[personal profile] cavaliered 2023-03-06 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know if they breathe before inhaling food.

[the bone hand startles when gideon starts moving forward, and akira might get the impression that it would let out a girly little shriek if it were capable. it climbs up into her hair and away from the cat.]

... Seriously? [she says, peering up at it.

well whatever. she wants to pet the cat.]


Does he have a name? [... gently offers her hand out to the kitty.]
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[personal profile] cavaliered 2023-03-06 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
[that's the funniest name he could've given this cat.

anyway, he pulls her forward and she yelps a little, and the bone hand cannonballs into the hood of her cloak, goodbye. that tiny beast will tear it to pieces, it just knows it.

this is the first time gideon has touched a

has touched a p

cat.]


Devilcat? [... she pets it, scritching.] He's way too cute to be a devil.
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[personal profile] cavaliered 2023-03-06 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[i'm glad you just ignored my pussy joke entirely to torment this hand

the hand plays dead. it does the curl up like a dead spider thing as gideon absolutely babies this kitty.]
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[personal profile] cavaliered 2023-03-06 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[the hand screams with its mouth closed

no, it can't like, stop him from picking it up, though it does squirm in a sort of indignant way. how dare you! put me down i am the night!!! gideon doesn't seem to care.]


Are you asking me? I don't know, it's just how the Ninth is. We do bones.
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[personal profile] cavaliered 2023-03-06 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[if this hand could bite him it would. it slaps his finger with its own.]

Holy shit. How have I never made that joke? Thank you. [this is genuine she's like, yes! a new dumb joke!]
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[personal profile] cavaliered 2023-03-07 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
[the skeleton hand has DIGNITY, akira!!! the fingers wiggle in discontent.]

I'm going to tell you this right now. I don't often think about boners.