[He tries not to laugh help. Biting him lips together, don't laugh.]
Okay. [He reaches up into the jacket to pluck the kitten out, and it gives a mewl for the disturbance. He puts it on the counter, but stands beside it so it doesn't fall. The fur looks like it's slowly growing back in.] You know the cabin we found?
He glances at the cat, reaching up to scritch it around one ear. It seems chill; it sits there to enjoy it.]
The same place you got your... hand. Except a couple of weeks ago. I was worried I'd hurt him when I was acting weird, but luckily I didn't. You can pet him if you want.
I don't know if they breathe before inhaling food.
[the bone hand startles when gideon starts moving forward, and akira might get the impression that it would let out a girly little shriek if it were capable. it climbs up into her hair and away from the cat.]
... Seriously? [she says, peering up at it.
well whatever. she wants to pet the cat.]
Does he have a name? [... gently offers her hand out to the kitty.]
[He laughs a little. Like about Cosmopolitan and also the skellie hand. Help him. This hand is afraid of a cat.]
They did fight me over pizza the first time we met them, so I can see it.
[He takes her by the wrist and pulls the hand forward so she can pet this damn cat without being cautious. Give scritch. The cat puts a paw on her hand and tips its head up.]
Well... He didn't, but I wanted one. Except I made the mistake of asking Blue and Malibu. They gave me terrible answers, then insisted it be Jiji. But I wanted him to be cool, so now he's Jiji Devilcat.
[that's the funniest name he could've given this cat.
anyway, he pulls her forward and she yelps a little, and the bone hand cannonballs into the hood of her cloak, goodbye. that tiny beast will tear it to pieces, it just knows it.
this is the first time gideon has touched a
has touched a p
cat.]
Devilcat? [... she pets it, scritching.] He's way too cute to be a devil.
I was gonna name him Devilman to get back at Blue, but they pointed out he's not a man. So. Devilcat.
[LISTEN this hand is cracking me the fuck up
He lets Gideon pet the kitten without forced control. He just wanted her to know she didn't have to be scared because it's a sweet baby. It starts purring! Hehe.
Akira walks around Gideon to the back, reaching up to tug the edge of the hood down a bit to try to see the hand.]
no, it can't like, stop him from picking it up, though it does squirm in a sort of indignant way. how dare you! put me down i am the night!!! gideon doesn't seem to care.]
Are you asking me? I don't know, it's just how the Ninth is. We do bones.
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Okay. [He reaches up into the jacket to pluck the kitten out, and it gives a mewl for the disturbance. He puts it on the counter, but stands beside it so it doesn't fall. The fur looks like it's slowly growing back in.] You know the cabin we found?
Malibu said it was their employee lounge.
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What? Really? [.........] Oh, fuck, did we eat someone's cookies?
[why is this what you're concerned about]
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...Cosmopolitan's.
[He looks a bit sheepish for half a second.]
Want to take them some more later? I don't know how to bake cookies, though...
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I don't either, but I'll be honest, I don't think they care. We can try something.
[...] Where'd you get the cat from?
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[Oh no. Cosmo. Please.
He glances at the cat, reaching up to scritch it around one ear. It seems chill; it sits there to enjoy it.]
The same place you got your... hand. Except a couple of weeks ago. I was worried I'd hurt him when I was acting weird, but luckily I didn't. You can pet him if you want.
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[the bone hand startles when gideon starts moving forward, and akira might get the impression that it would let out a girly little shriek if it were capable. it climbs up into her hair and away from the cat.]
... Seriously? [she says, peering up at it.
well whatever. she wants to pet the cat.]
Does he have a name? [... gently offers her hand out to the kitty.]
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They did fight me over pizza the first time we met them, so I can see it.
[He takes her by the wrist and pulls the hand forward so she can pet this damn cat without being cautious. Give scritch. The cat puts a paw on her hand and tips its head up.]
Well... He didn't, but I wanted one. Except I made the mistake of asking Blue and Malibu. They gave me terrible answers, then insisted it be Jiji. But I wanted him to be cool, so now he's Jiji Devilcat.
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anyway, he pulls her forward and she yelps a little, and the bone hand cannonballs into the hood of her cloak, goodbye. that tiny beast will tear it to pieces, it just knows it.
this is the first time gideon has touched a
has touched a p
cat.]
Devilcat? [... she pets it, scritching.] He's way too cute to be a devil.
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[LISTEN this hand is cracking me the fuck up
He lets Gideon pet the kitten without forced control. He just wanted her to know she didn't have to be scared because it's a sweet baby. It starts purring! Hehe.
Akira walks around Gideon to the back, reaching up to tug the edge of the hood down a bit to try to see the hand.]
It won't bother you. You can pet it, too.
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the hand plays dead. it does the curl up like a dead spider thing as gideon absolutely babies this kitty.]
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Well, he just reaches into the hood to grab a hold of this dead spider skellie hand. To pull it out, of course.]
Why do you guys have so many bones?
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no, it can't like, stop him from picking it up, though it does squirm in a sort of indignant way. how dare you! put me down i am the night!!! gideon doesn't seem to care.]
Are you asking me? I don't know, it's just how the Ninth is. We do bones.
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Oh. You're a bunch of boners.
[hehehe]
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Holy shit. How have I never made that joke? Thank you. [this is genuine she's like, yes! a new dumb joke!]
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You really never thought about how you're just a boner? [He grins a little.] A girl who just likes to bone?
[He uses the skeleton hand to wave.]
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I'm going to tell you this right now. I don't often think about boners.
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Oh. Right. That’s fair.
[She is a lesbian.]