akira & gideon

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oh
earth is the one i died on
lol

[IT ISNT FUNNY]

what was it like

[cavaliered]

[can't believe they died on the same planet]

Really fucking bright
THe ninth is dark and dreary and sick in the bad way and far away from dominicus
The first is blue and has a lot of water on it
It was warm there

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[the fact we are both canon blind to each other and keep running into these]

like pluto i guess

earth has a lot of water too
it’s warm sometimes unless ur at the middle

[cavaliered]

[it's so funny]

Is pluto a planet
Humor me here
How many do you have

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[If he was even more stupid, he might start crying on Pluto’s behalf.]

uh it was a long time ago
it got demoted cause it was tiny
now theres just 8
pluto is the farthest from the sun so its like cold and dark

[cavaliered]

[this is blasphemy of the highest degree pluto is still a planet fuck you]

Well that's wild news because there are nine houses and some mayonnaise chode told me the ninth was never supposed to keep existing one time

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[WHY DOES HE LAUGH AT MAYONNAISE CHODE]

lmao
so u know harrow then
she said she was like a priestess or something
does each house come from each planet?

[cavaliered]

[there is no better way to describe silas]

Unfortunately yes I know her
She's the queen of priestesses and a horrid bitch
Anyway yeah second through ninth have their own planet
First was supposed to be for the Emperor but he peaced out years ago

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[this description of harrow help]

she kinda reminds me of ryo
emperor hiney would die on our first
its so close to the sun its a husk

[cavaliered]

God never say emperor hiney to harrow
Say it always to me that's the funniest shit I've ever heard
Ryo also reminds me of her the little I've talked to him


The first isnt closest to dominicus anyway but it is close enough to make my eyeballs sear out of my skull

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emperor hiney

did he leave cause he had no eyeballs from being there

[cavaliered]

Lol

Don't know never met the guy

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has harrow is that why she likes emperor hiney
is it like her dad or something

[cavaliered]

She likes emperor hiney because he's god
The universe would explode if he didn't exist

God I hope she isn't secretly the spawn of god I'd have to do some serious soul searching

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oh lol

how come? just because she would be like idk jesus

[cavaliered]

What the hell is idk jesus

It'd just be weird
Imagine growing up with the kid of god how fucked up would that be

[lol

lmao]

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no its just jesus
he’s like the son of god but
god turned into a mortal or something?
to heal everyone’s sins
miki’s parents were christian


do u think it would be more or less weird than growing up with satan?

[cavaliered]

I did grow up with satan her name is harrowhark

Anyway the answer to that is I don't kjnwo
Know
The same probably?
Same amount of pressure
Why

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[panik]

shes satan???
oh



if i tell u something will u keep it a secret

[cavaliered]

Not actually come on
And yeah course I will
Cross my heart hope to double die

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ryo is satan
but he doesnt know yet i dont think
i dont know how
the last thing he remembers isnt the last thing i remember
but dont tell him anything about it ok?
im trying to figure out what to do about it

[cavaliered]

[that's the funniest plot twist you could've given me that's like the set up to a joke. satan and the daughter of necrogod walk into a bar.]

Well that's awkward considering the guy in charge of the place
I won't say shit



Harrow doesn't remember everything I do either
Funny how that works out
If I come up with something I'll pass it on but I don't know how likely that is

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[HELP MEEE i was dying]

i know
im gonna ask the demons about it
i dont know what ryo would do if he found out here
try to take over?

thanks tho
for the help

[cavaliered]

Would that be horrible if he did

And sure

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yea probably
it would be for other people