The lightning hits him square, and he rears back, tanking the electrocution with a loud howl. GOD. HE'S TOO STIFF. This is like being tasered.
He falls directly over and rolls down the roof and off the edge, goodbye. Scaramouche can hear him not only hitting everything on the way down, but also the cratered thud his two-ton ass makes in the ground below.]
[THEY'RE REALLY FROG BEEFING. FROG WITH A TASER. i typed taster first
Anyway he's descending from on high like a fucking maniac even though he could very well use this moment to escape, because now he's been ENGAGED IN FIGHT and he must FINISH FIGHT. His eyes are alight with the spooky blurple glow and he holds his hands out like he does in his trailer where there's a menacing bell tolling and a whirlwind of light behind him. u know the part
FROM WHERE HE HOVERS, ALL CRACKLING WITH ELECTRICITY, HE SAYS:]
[Well, disappointingly, by the time Scaramouche decides to Magneto down to him, he is........... unformed from the hit lying in the crater. UNFORTUNATELY, he is also naked now, but it's fine. Don't worry about it.
[UNFORMED. HELP. This is so funny. At least Scaramouche isn't going to go make fun of him for having his weewee out.
He touches down on the ground, jolts of electricity fanning out from around his feet. Arching a brow, his head cants to the side. He doesn't approach just yet. He does not want Naked Akira running at him...]
[im going to take a screenshot of this tag and make it his picture on the dead cr chart
Anyway he just SCOFFS at that, walking forward until he is just standing over Akira instead. He will peer down upon him like this... But does not six fish him. Maybe they'll escape jail after all.]
Hardly. Just that I'd prefer it to spending eternity with you idiots here. I'd prefer any number of things to such a miserable fate. [Said in a very standoffish tone HE STILL HATES ALL YALL!!!]
I'm sure you said or did something stupid in whatever conversation you had, so don't pester her about it again.
Don't just claim this crater edge for yourself, wtf. He made this crater all on his own. After being electrocuted. He draws his knees up and puts his arms around them to pretend he has the modesty he doesn't.]
I thought you had asked Wednesday to obliterate you after this was all over, so I was gonna knock your block off. But you ran away.
I thought you were going to try to give me another hug. I would have had to kill you, and I didn't want to bother with it, so I left.
[HE RAN!! He will keep on running... Except for now, as he has this conversation with Akira in the middle of the city as Akira is just naked in a hole in the ground. They're going to get nerfed for property damage and he's going to kill Akira anyway.]
Don't tell me you've been looking for me since then.
My killing you isn't for you, it's for me. [HELP.] Obviously an idiot like you wouldn't learn a damn thing from being murdered, but it's sometimes decent stress relief.
[Except you ALL SHOWED UP AND THE RULES CHANGED AND NOW HE CAN'T DO A MURDER WITHOUT GETTING NERFED OR JAILED DAMN. He also fires a lil bolt of electricity Akira's way again. Nothing intense, pretty much just a static shock if it hits.]
Quite arrogant for a sack of flesh. You did not "owe" me anything.
[WAH. WHAT THE FCK!!! He jerks his legs up a bit out of startled reflex, grimacing as the dust of the ground flies up from the shock. NO.
Scaramouche gets a glare with no heat in it.]
You...! I still owe you a beating!!
[He throws all of his limbs out at once and howls in frustration. Immediately, his body starts popping, growing larger, getting furry and claw-y. He shoots up out of the crater at Scaramouche.]
[SKY BRAWL SKY BRAWL. He can even crash into Scaramouche but this is a terrible idea because Scaramouche is like an electric eel and anything that comes into contact with him is bound to get ZAPPED.]
[I put him in jail so now I have to unfortunately commit.
He really grapples at Scaramouche like he isn’t being run-through by electricity. SCARA PROBABLY ISN’T SCARED OF HIS STRENGTH SO MUCH AS THE SHEER STUPID PERSISTENCE HE HAS IN BEING AN IDIOT. So yeah, he keeps getting electrocuted and going down and then going back for more.
But he’s really only ever fought demons and Satan, and he has no martial prowess, only how much brute strength he has. So he ends up lying there and being crispy.]
[HELP the way i have to put scara in jail retrospectively now too despite having some tuesday pcs. ill say they happened in the morning it's fine.
ANYWAY IT'S OKAY because at least he has his brute strength which means Scaramouche also gets banged up because he's a close-range fighter despite being a fucking catalyst. SO HE'S ALSO LOOKING LIKE A DYING RACCOON EVENTUALLY.
He still pushes himself up to go beat up Akira one last time, though.]
You might as well die so you aren't sitting around burnt for days.
[HE'S GOING TO DO THE SAME WHETHER OR NOT AKIRA KILLS HIM FIRST.]
[HELPPPPP THEY'RE SO FUCKING STUPID WHY ARE THEY A RACCOON AND AN OPOSSUM they really are. He's lost his desire to do a murder though, so he bats at the swat in a very equally unenthusiastic way before sighing and plopping onto the ground. Earth swallow him whole challenge.]
I should, since I'm already going to deal with something because you can't keep your violence contained.
[PROPERTY DAMAGE TAX... He's mostly just not in the mood to do a murder anymore, rather than having gotten the beefing out of his system. But that's fine... That's basically close enough, anyway. He SIGHS and it sounds very put-upon and tired.]
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The lightning hits him square, and he rears back, tanking the electrocution with a loud howl. GOD. HE'S TOO STIFF. This is like being tasered.
He falls directly over and rolls down the roof and off the edge, goodbye. Scaramouche can hear him not only hitting everything on the way down, but also the cratered thud his two-ton ass makes in the ground below.]
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Anyway he's descending from on high like a fucking maniac even though he could very well use this moment to escape, because now he's been ENGAGED IN FIGHT and he must FINISH FIGHT. His eyes are alight with the spooky blurple glow and he holds his hands out like he does in his trailer where there's a menacing bell tolling and a whirlwind of light behind him. u know the part
FROM WHERE HE HOVERS, ALL CRACKLING WITH ELECTRICITY, HE SAYS:]
Stop causing property damage.
[HELLO.]
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He winces his eyes open. Owies.]
...Why did you ask... to be gone for good?
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He touches down on the ground, jolts of electricity fanning out from around his feet. Arching a brow, his head cants to the side. He doesn't approach just yet. He does not want Naked Akira running at him...]
What do you mean?
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Slowly, he pulls himself into an upright sit, grunting. One hand holds his head for a moment, but he does look up again. Frowning!]
You asked Wednesday to get rid of you for good if she found a way. Why?
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Anyway he's just leveling Akira a stare, crossing his arms over his chest and looking down at him imperiously. At his face not at his weewee.]
I asked for no such thing.
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His brows furrow, and his expression melts into confusion. He looks back.]
What...? But she said...
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His head cants to the side, both brows arching.]
She said what, that I asked her to get rid of me?
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She said... you asked for oblivion if she found a way.
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Anyway he just SCOFFS at that, walking forward until he is just standing over Akira instead. He will peer down upon him like this... But does not six fish him. Maybe they'll escape jail after all.]
Hardly. Just that I'd prefer it to spending eternity with you idiots here. I'd prefer any number of things to such a miserable fate. [Said in a very standoffish tone HE STILL HATES ALL YALL!!!]
I'm sure you said or did something stupid in whatever conversation you had, so don't pester her about it again.
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Scaramouche can come lord over him from the edge of the shallow crater. Akira just lifts his head and looks back, expression pinched.]
I didn't, thanks. I just told her not to do it because you deserved to live.
[He did say something stupid.]
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He will do that, though! This is his crater edge, now. He will even move to have a seat after a second.]
I don't believe that. Is that why you were running at me the other day? [BINCH.] I thought you were going to do something stupid there, too.
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Don't just claim this crater edge for yourself, wtf. He made this crater all on his own. After being electrocuted. He draws his knees up and puts his arms around them to pretend he has the modesty he doesn't.]
I thought you had asked Wednesday to obliterate you after this was all over, so I was gonna knock your block off. But you ran away.
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[HE RAN!! He will keep on running... Except for now, as he has this conversation with Akira in the middle of the city as Akira is just naked in a hole in the ground. They're going to get nerfed for property damage and he's going to kill Akira anyway.]
Don't tell me you've been looking for me since then.
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[JUST… for the record. You cannot kill him in any way that matters, Scaramouche.]
I mean… not like… [LOOKING AWAY] …hard or anything. But maybe.
I owed you a knuckle sandwich.
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My killing you isn't for you, it's for me. [HELP.] Obviously an idiot like you wouldn't learn a damn thing from being murdered, but it's sometimes decent stress relief.
[Except you ALL SHOWED UP AND THE RULES CHANGED AND NOW HE CAN'T DO A MURDER WITHOUT GETTING NERFED OR JAILED DAMN. He also fires a lil bolt of electricity Akira's way again. Nothing intense, pretty much just a static shock if it hits.]
Quite arrogant for a sack of flesh. You did not "owe" me anything.
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Scaramouche gets a glare with no heat in it.]
You...! I still owe you a beating!!
[He throws all of his limbs out at once and howls in frustration. Immediately, his body starts popping, growing larger, getting furry and claw-y. He shoots up out of the crater at Scaramouche.]
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Anyway Scaramouche just LAUGHS LOUDLY AT THAT.]
Puny human. Let's see you try to deliver!
[SKY BRAWL SKY BRAWL. He can even crash into Scaramouche but this is a terrible idea because Scaramouche is like an electric eel and anything that comes into contact with him is bound to get ZAPPED.]
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He really grapples at Scaramouche like he isn’t being run-through by electricity. SCARA PROBABLY ISN’T SCARED OF HIS STRENGTH SO MUCH AS THE SHEER STUPID PERSISTENCE HE HAS IN BEING AN IDIOT. So yeah, he keeps getting electrocuted and going down and then going back for more.
But he’s really only ever fought demons and Satan, and he has no martial prowess, only how much brute strength he has. So he ends up lying there and being crispy.]
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ANYWAY IT'S OKAY because at least he has his brute strength which means Scaramouche also gets banged up because he's a close-range fighter despite being a fucking catalyst. SO HE'S ALSO LOOKING LIKE A DYING RACCOON EVENTUALLY.
He still pushes himself up to go beat up Akira one last time, though.]
You might as well die so you aren't sitting around burnt for days.
[HE'S GOING TO DO THE SAME WHETHER OR NOT AKIRA KILLS HIM FIRST.]
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They both just are here looking like a crispy, dying raccoon and a crispy, dying opossum. He very unenthusiastically swats at being beat up. NO.]
No... I'll heal... sooner or later...
[Swiper, no killing.]
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It's less convenient that way. You're an idiot.
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[This isn’t the save he thinks it is really.
You know how dudes will just beef it out and be done and be fucking fine afterward like nothing happened? They’re good?
Yeah, that’s him right now. He got the beef out.]
Kill me if you want me dead so bad.
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[PROPERTY DAMAGE TAX... He's mostly just not in the mood to do a murder anymore, rather than having gotten the beefing out of his system. But that's fine... That's basically close enough, anyway. He SIGHS and it sounds very put-upon and tired.]
But you aren't worth the effort.
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Mine? You electrocuted me! And knocked me off the roof.
[They are arguing over who will be going to jail worse.]
You just don't want to kill me.
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